just translation?

hahaha..lucu benar baca surat ni. one of my fren bagi surat lawak. apalagi aku yang tengah tension ngan keja masa tu, tergelak baca surat putus cinta tu..nak tau apa bunyinya? hehe

Break up Letter (Malay style..)

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEHnya.. Dia tidak sanggup bertemu mua, lalu dia pun mengutus surat.. surat tu macam ni bunyinya:
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Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she together at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back. I don’t trust you again!! You are really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three.. now I know you correct correct play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, I break off to go far from here. I don’t want you to play play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water about you. I don’t want banana to fruit two times…safe walk..
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lawak gila lah ayat c Tijah ni..hahaha