just translation?

hahaha..lucu benar baca surat ni. one of my fren bagi surat lawak. apalagi aku yang tengah tension ngan keja masa tu, tergelak baca surat putus cinta tu..nak tau apa bunyinya? hehe

Break up Letter (Malay style..)

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEHnya.. Dia tidak sanggup bertemu mua, lalu dia pun mengutus surat.. surat tu macam ni bunyinya:
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Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she together at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back. I don’t trust you again!! You are really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three.. now I know you correct correct play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, I break off to go far from here. I don’t want you to play play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water about you. I don’t want banana to fruit two times…safe walk..
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lawak gila lah ayat c Tijah ni..hahaha

Mengapa Wanita Menangis?

Why Women Cry.………

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman, "she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does
mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure what she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Uuuhhh..what compliments God gives us….